An educational chat

I was talking to a friend, he is usually the one... well, who asks me how life is, let's say it that way. So I started up the chat this time... as it went on almost with its normal pace, I asked him a question whether he was going to Vienna and I got back this wonderful reply:

Rand says:
you ever going to visit vienna?
V. says:
stfu dork face
V. says:
i'm sniffin coke atm
V. says:
u made me sneeze

And a few minutes later I get this from him...

V. says:
i just got a call from an economics professor
V. says:
asking if i want to be a teachin assistant :)

What a wonderful American education. Here I say, let teh free thinking of mind and substances roam freer!